I'm just out of curiosity. Why people here (TeX.SX users) love ducks so much? What's wrong with other animals, like dogs, cats, birds, fishes, geese, swans, marmots, penguins, or much more other animals? They are all very friendly and lovely!
I just make this picture myself after spending an hour learning how to use the TikZlings and the TikZpeople package! :))
Minimal working example, as usual:
\documentclass[margin = 2cm]{standalone}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usepackage{tikzlings, tikzpeople}
\tikzset{every node/.style = {align = center}}
\usetikzlibrary{shapes}
\begin{document}
\begin{tikzpicture}
\bear[
3D,
scale = 2,
sign post = {\large\color{blue}Hello guys!\\\color{brown!50!black}It's very nice\\\color{brown!50!black}to meet you!},
speech = {Hey, why am I\\not in the list?},
sign colour = brown!50!black,
sign back = yellow!30
]
\node[name = me, person, minimum size = 3cm] at (-10,2) {Me};
\node[
ellipse callout,
fill = black!15,
yshift = 2cm,
xshift = -6.5cm,
callout absolute pointer = {(me.mouth)}
] {Oh, I'm sorry,\\that's my mistake!};
\node[name = bearx] at (-1.5,2) {};
\node[
ellipse callout,
fill = black!15,
yshift = 1cm,
xshift = -3cm,
callout absolute pointer = {(bearx)}
] {I'm so lovely,\\you see.};
\end{tikzpicture}
\end{document}
PS1 -- I'm sorry, bears :))
PS2 -- I recommend @samcarter to make a little change in the TikZlings package, so that the size of the board and the speech change automatically depending on the text written on it.