A fair few users here have written or maintain packages on CTAN, some even in the TeX Live distribution, or at the least have some official involvement with a package or packages. I think that it would be useful to have a list of these people, ordered (in some fashion) by package.
My reasoning is twofold. Firstly, if one of these people answers a question on "their" package, I would hold that answer in higher regard than if Jo User answers it and would be willing to place more confidence in it. Secondly, if a question turns up that is about that package then it might be useful to know who to nudge about it.
What I most emphatically would not want is that regular people (such as myself) stop answering questions on packages where the maintainer is present - that would be counterproductive - so if people feel that that would happen, please vote to close and delete this! But if people are willing to try, we could have a single CW answer to this question where people can list the packages that they are connected to (and it should be that people only answer for themselves, not for others).
(This question is - rightly - CW and has now been edited so much that the original author is not immediately obvious. As it was written in the first person and contains opinions, I thought it best to make it clear that the original author was LoopSpace.)